Breathe a sigh of relief, my dear lackheaders, as I have a bit of information that should come as good news to us all. And in these dark times, anything that shows to me that the world is safer than I thought it was yesterday is good and welcome tidings indeed. So, after extensive research, I have found that there has been no recorded symptomatic case of rabies in any snake, spider, or shark. There you have it. One more thing you can cross off your “to worry about today” list.
Or is it? Just because we haven’t come across one of these beasties that are actually rabid and thirsting for your blood, doesn’t mean they aren’t already thirsting for your blood; they’re just not rabid about it. Yet. You never know what evil plans lurch in the fetid mind of Darth Cheney. So, breathe a little easier my friends, but stay vigilant.
Peace out.
-c
Be thankful that sharks don’t develop hydrophobia, or they’d be flopping up the street after you, just to get away from the water.