Choose abstinence
Well now. I was going to create a new category “things I should have thought about years ago and made a fortune off of but didn’t because I’m lazy and don’t have a mind for business”, but I figured that would be too long and man, if I posted everything that could fit into that category I’d have to quit my day job! (Hmmm, not a bad idea….Dooce did it, why can’t I?)
Anyway, my cognitive swirlings from my last post on the word protean led me back one of my favoritest sites, The Midwest Teen Sex Show. This site was created by a couple of people, one of whom describes herself as a former expert practitioner of teen promiscuity, who lives out her days as a Midwestern mother of three. Anyway, I applaud what they are doing, and when I traipsed over their site this morning I found this gem:

Yes, it is for sale. Just click on the image above to choose Abstinence (The Condom), or visit their site at http://abstinencethecondom.com.
-c