Today I received a letter from Citibank informing me that, “in order to provide our customers with access to credit, we have had to adjust our pricing.” Uh-huh. Do we need to talk about the billions you’ve received of ourmoney, you fucks? Do we need to talk about how messed up a 29.99% APR is?
16 years ago I got my account with you, and it took me 10 minutes waiting on hold to break that relationship. Good bye, and good riddance. You won’t be seeing my business ever again.
Piss off and die, you financial rapists.
-c