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A 21st Century Approach to Sex

December 17th, 2009 · 8 Comments · Science/Nature, Sexual Chocolate, The Way The World Works, Wonderfulness

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

– from Reddit
Of course, one could claim that the majority of that is duplicate data, so really the transfer rate is much lower, with lots of effort to make sure the data is not [...]

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Why were dinosaurs so mean?

January 28th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Religiosity, Science/Nature, Sexual Chocolate

Now, that answers a question I’ve always wanted to know! Why were dinosaurs so mean, and carnivorous and stuff? That’s right! It’s because Adam got it on with Eve. It makes so much sense now! And just so y’all know, crabs walk sideways because of my personal disregard for the chaste [...]

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Choose abstinence

December 3rd, 2007 · 1 Comment · Sexual Chocolate

Well now. I was going to create a new category “things I should have thought about years ago and made a fortune off of but didn’t because I’m lazy and don’t have a mind for business”, but I figured that would be too long and man, if I posted everything that could fit into [...]

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Word of the day: protean

November 30th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Sexual Chocolate, Wordswordswords

For today’s word, boys and girls, let’s start at the very beginning, a very good place to start. Protean is derived from the greek protos, which means “first” (this also is how the word protein is derived; proteins were first posited as a theoretical basis of all life). The Greeks also used this to [...]

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Penis

April 3rd, 2007 · 7 Comments · Sexual Chocolate, The Way The World Works

Caught your attention, didn’t I? I’m not just trying to be shocking or funny, but penises and their female counterparts are important. Or more apropos to this post, the fear of even talking about sex and genitalia is important.
Why bring this up, you ask? Well, my son came home from school today, and [...]

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